Angelique, Golden Sun -jacked
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angemediaMy brain melted when my Golden Sun: Dark Dawn game arrived today. My ranting might be insane due to that.
So I thought of Angelique and Golden Sun at the same time, and then wondered what would happen if the two worlds accidentally switched characters. I'm only doing the Angelique side because not everyone here knows GS.
GOLDEN SUN I
Leonard, Oscar, Marcel and Lumiale poof out and when they recover, they find themselves in a battle.
Leonard: *stares at his glowing sword* What is with this thing? *uses it and then apocalyptic flames shoot out* ...WHOA!
Oscar: If I was you, I'd ask how the sword even got there. *stares at his own sword, which totally isn't his own* What the hell just happened?
Marcel: Waaaaaaah, what is that thing?! *stares at a small blob that's attacking them*
Oscar: Dunno, but I think we need to beat it in order to advance.
*they beat the creature*
YOU HAVE RECEIVED A DJINNI!
Marcel: A Djinni? *accidentally summons Atalanta* ...Oooo, pretty lady.
Lumiale: I would much prefer NOT to hear of pretty ladies right now, thank you.
Leonard, Oscar and Marcel turn: O____O;
Lumiale: *in a blue frilly dress* -____-; ...Not a word out of you. I'm not in a good mood.
Marcel: *whisper* This is scary, he's even talking like an angry lady.
Leonard: PMS maybe?
Lumiale: I beg your pardon?
Oscar: Nice knowing ya, Leo.
On the other side of the world, Arios and Julious wake up to notice they're on a boat with Randy and Angelique Collet.
Arios: ...I have scales?
Julious: ...Scales are a minor matter at the moment. ...Why am I in a dress?
Randy: *with a mask on* Uh... you two are dressed like villains. And why are you standing so close to each other?
Arios promptly jerks away from Julious, as Julious takes a few steps, then turns to the party in an aloof manner.
Collet: That mask scares me, please just take it off. ;____;
Randy: This mask REALLY is scary! *stares at it* ...Why are you clinging to my arm?
Suddenly Francis materializes out of nowhere and stares at them. He has Heuye with him.
Arios and Julious are knocked out by the main team, and Heuye falls off a lighthouse.
Everything blacks out again
GOLDEN SUN II: THE LOST AGE
Heuye wakes up falling off a lighthouse, and sees Randy dive at him.
Both: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Collet pops up at an island. Then she sees Randy and Heuye washed up on the shore, runs over and then a tsunami hits.
They meet Luva, who has somehow managed to get himself in prison. Then they find a boat that apparently belongs to him and set off.
After mishaps, they meet up with Leonard, Oscar, Marcel and Lumiale (who is still not happy about being stuck in a dress). And then they meet Mel and Zephel. Who have scales on their skin and villainous clothing. Then Zephel's hands catch on fire.
Zephel: AAAAAAAAAARGH!
Mel: Calm down, let me help! *douses with water* It's not working! Waaaaaaah!
Cue Castle of Aaaaaaaaaargh in the background.
Zephel: WRONG SCRIPT! *flailing his arms*
Mel and Zephel are now fused into a dragon, knocked out by the main team and Francis is owned by a talking, floating rock.
another flash
GOLDEN SUN III: DARK DAWN
Thirty years have passed. Leonard has a beard and he's gotten a son with Angelique Collet. ...Oscar also has a son, as does Lumiale, and Marcel has a daughter *cough*son*cough*.
Cue Olivie (in manly clothing for once and without the pink part in his hair), Victor, Charlie and Sei-Lan.
Olivie: Like, oh my god. Where did this sword come from? And why does it read Leonard on the handle?
Victor: *stares at him* You look like that without dresses and hair dye?
Olivie: Uh... yes?
Charlie: GAH! I'm going to kill whoever stuck me in a dress!
Olivie and Victor turn around: O____O;
Sei-Lan pops up and suddenly tells Lumiale: Well, I'm off now, mother.
Lumiale: ...
Olivie: ...You just pissed him off, you know that?
Sei-Lan: Why, of course I do. *looks at outfit, then at staff in his hand* The outfit is fine... yet the staff is ugly. I need a new one.
On the road they meet Timka in a dress, Ernstthe prince of a water kingdom
Ernst: Why me?! Isn't that his job?! *points at Timka*
Timka: ...Hers, at this rate. ;___;
Ahem, Sara dressed like a man and Elda dressed like a woman.
Dia appears dressed in a very demonic-looking outfit, accompanied by a masked Francis and Pastha... who for some reason wears his hair up, has cyberpunk clothes and carries a massive sword.
...No, he's not Sephiroth.
AFTERMATH
Cue Clavis sitting back in his chair, the only one that remained behind. ...You can't see it on his face, but he's happy at the moment. He will have blackmail materi...
BLACKMAIL MATERIAL?! HOW IS HE ABLE TO SEE THIS?!
Clavis: *uncharacteristic smirk* Did you forget that you asked me to pull this off with my dream worlds?
...Uh.
Cast list
Leonard - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Isaac
Oscar - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Garet
Marcel - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Ivan
Lumiale - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Mia
Arios - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Saturos
Julious - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Menardi
Randy - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Felix
Collet - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Jenna
Francis - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Alex , http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Arcanus
Heuye - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Sheba
Luva - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Piers
Mel - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Karst
Zephel - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Agatio
Olivie - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Matthew
Victor - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Tyrell
Charlie - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Karis
Sei-Lan - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Rief
Timka - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Himi
Ernst - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Amiti
Sara - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Eoleo
Elda - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Sveta
Dia - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Chalis
Pastha - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Blados
So I thought of Angelique and Golden Sun at the same time, and then wondered what would happen if the two worlds accidentally switched characters. I'm only doing the Angelique side because not everyone here knows GS.
GOLDEN SUN I
Leonard, Oscar, Marcel and Lumiale poof out and when they recover, they find themselves in a battle.
Leonard: *stares at his glowing sword* What is with this thing? *uses it and then apocalyptic flames shoot out* ...WHOA!
Oscar: If I was you, I'd ask how the sword even got there. *stares at his own sword, which totally isn't his own* What the hell just happened?
Marcel: Waaaaaaah, what is that thing?! *stares at a small blob that's attacking them*
Oscar: Dunno, but I think we need to beat it in order to advance.
*they beat the creature*
YOU HAVE RECEIVED A DJINNI!
Marcel: A Djinni? *accidentally summons Atalanta* ...Oooo, pretty lady.
Lumiale: I would much prefer NOT to hear of pretty ladies right now, thank you.
Leonard, Oscar and Marcel turn: O____O;
Lumiale: *in a blue frilly dress* -____-; ...Not a word out of you. I'm not in a good mood.
Marcel: *whisper* This is scary, he's even talking like an angry lady.
Leonard: PMS maybe?
Lumiale: I beg your pardon?
Oscar: Nice knowing ya, Leo.
On the other side of the world, Arios and Julious wake up to notice they're on a boat with Randy and Angelique Collet.
Arios: ...I have scales?
Julious: ...Scales are a minor matter at the moment. ...Why am I in a dress?
Randy: *with a mask on* Uh... you two are dressed like villains. And why are you standing so close to each other?
Arios promptly jerks away from Julious, as Julious takes a few steps, then turns to the party in an aloof manner.
Collet: That mask scares me, please just take it off. ;____;
Randy: This mask REALLY is scary! *stares at it* ...Why are you clinging to my arm?
Suddenly Francis materializes out of nowhere and stares at them. He has Heuye with him.
Arios and Julious are knocked out by the main team, and Heuye falls off a lighthouse.
Everything blacks out again
GOLDEN SUN II: THE LOST AGE
Heuye wakes up falling off a lighthouse, and sees Randy dive at him.
Both: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Collet pops up at an island. Then she sees Randy and Heuye washed up on the shore, runs over and then a tsunami hits.
They meet Luva, who has somehow managed to get himself in prison. Then they find a boat that apparently belongs to him and set off.
After mishaps, they meet up with Leonard, Oscar, Marcel and Lumiale (who is still not happy about being stuck in a dress). And then they meet Mel and Zephel. Who have scales on their skin and villainous clothing. Then Zephel's hands catch on fire.
Zephel: AAAAAAAAAARGH!
Mel: Calm down, let me help! *douses with water* It's not working! Waaaaaaah!
Cue Castle of Aaaaaaaaaargh in the background.
Zephel: WRONG SCRIPT! *flailing his arms*
Mel and Zephel are now fused into a dragon, knocked out by the main team and Francis is owned by a talking, floating rock.
another flash
GOLDEN SUN III: DARK DAWN
Thirty years have passed. Leonard has a beard and he's gotten a son with Angelique Collet. ...Oscar also has a son, as does Lumiale, and Marcel has a daughter *cough*son*cough*.
Cue Olivie (in manly clothing for once and without the pink part in his hair), Victor, Charlie and Sei-Lan.
Olivie: Like, oh my god. Where did this sword come from? And why does it read Leonard on the handle?
Victor: *stares at him* You look like that without dresses and hair dye?
Olivie: Uh... yes?
Charlie: GAH! I'm going to kill whoever stuck me in a dress!
Olivie and Victor turn around: O____O;
Sei-Lan pops up and suddenly tells Lumiale: Well, I'm off now, mother.
Lumiale: ...
Olivie: ...You just pissed him off, you know that?
Sei-Lan: Why, of course I do. *looks at outfit, then at staff in his hand* The outfit is fine... yet the staff is ugly. I need a new one.
On the road they meet Timka in a dress, Ernst
Ernst: Why me?! Isn't that his job?! *points at Timka*
Timka: ...Hers, at this rate. ;___;
Ahem, Sara dressed like a man and Elda dressed like a woman.
Dia appears dressed in a very demonic-looking outfit, accompanied by a masked Francis and Pastha... who for some reason wears his hair up, has cyberpunk clothes and carries a massive sword.
...No, he's not Sephiroth.
AFTERMATH
Cue Clavis sitting back in his chair, the only one that remained behind. ...You can't see it on his face, but he's happy at the moment. He will have blackmail materi...
BLACKMAIL MATERIAL?! HOW IS HE ABLE TO SEE THIS?!
Clavis: *uncharacteristic smirk* Did you forget that you asked me to pull this off with my dream worlds?
...Uh.
Cast list
Leonard - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Isaac
Oscar - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Garet
Marcel - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Ivan
Lumiale - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Mia
Arios - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Saturos
Julious - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Menardi
Randy - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Felix
Collet - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Jenna
Francis - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Alex , http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Arcanus
Heuye - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Sheba
Luva - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Piers
Mel - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Karst
Zephel - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Agatio
Olivie - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Matthew
Victor - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Tyrell
Charlie - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Karis
Sei-Lan - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Rief
Timka - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Himi
Ernst - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Amiti
Sara - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Eoleo
Elda - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Sveta
Dia - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Chalis
Pastha - http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Blados
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Date: 2010-12-15 01:35 am (UTC)Marcel: A Djinni? *accidentally summons Atalanta* ...Oooo, pretty lady.
Lumiale: I would much prefer NOT to hear of pretty ladies right now, thank you.
Leonard, Oscar and Marcel turn: O____O;
Lumiale: *in a blue frilly dress* -____-; ...Not a word out of you. I'm not in a good mood.
Marcel: *whisper* This is scary, he's even talking like an angry lady.
Leonard: PMS maybe?
Lumiale: I beg your pardon?
Oscar: Nice knowing ya, Leo.
Sei-Lan pops up and suddenly tells Lumiale: Well, I'm off now, mother.
Lumiale: ...
Olivie: ...You just pissed him off, you know that?
Sei-Lan: Why, of course I do.
Those were my fave moments! (Poor Lumi, though XD)
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Date: 2011-07-12 12:00 am (UTC)Leonard and Angelique Collet are the parents of Olivie. Randy is also Angelique's brother and Olivie's uncle.
Oscar is the father of Victor.
Marcel is the father of Charlie.
Lumiale is the *cough*mother*cough* of Sei-Lan.
Julious and Mel are... sisters.
Francis is possibly the father of Ernst.
WHAT.
W00t!
Date: 2010-12-15 08:33 pm (UTC)Golden Sun II: Wat (XD who makes felix script? XD) Poor francis XD, Randy doesn´t look like felix at all.
Golden Sun III: HAHAHAHA XD Lumiale is a MOTHER now XD
Very funny! i´m foward to play dark dawn too! long time since i heard sakuraba´s music and a cute rpg game T_T i need rpgs D:.
Re: W00t!
Date: 2010-12-15 11:36 pm (UTC)I had to pick Randy because he had brown hair. XD (Script? Y'mean Castle of Aaaaargh? ...Monty Python and the Holy Grail. x'D)
XDDD
Date: 2010-12-16 03:48 am (UTC)