[Humor/Parody] If The Aube Hunters Swap Weapons

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

What's my excuse ? That I have nothing better to do today ? XD

Just the usual silly stuff from my headspace ~

What could possibly go wrong if the Aube Hunters... well... switched weapons ? 


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RAYNE

The Good
Rayne: Out of ammo ? No problem!

The Bad
Nyx: *sigh* I had such high hopes, Rayne-kun.
Hyuga: *thinking* (Never.. again...)
Rayne: J.D. ! Quickly, before any Thanatos Roche finds us ! XD
J.D: *cheerfully disentangles messy heap on the floor from the whip*  

The Ugly
Erenfried: [on the phone]
You @$%@#$% ! The Director nearly got @#$%%^@ harpooned and all you care about is fixing that @#$%%^@ spear ?!?! *pause* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEED  TO RUSH BEFORE HYUGA COMES BACK ? THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM !!!


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NYX

The Good
Nyx: *strips down for spear practice* 

The Bad
Nyx: *major image crisis as he stares at tonfas* Can I seriously show my face again ? Anywhere in Arcadia ? XD;

The Ugly
*BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!*
Roche: *running in circles* WHAT THE HELL ? DO I LOOK LIKE TARGET PRACTICE ?!?
Nyx: Feigning ignorance ? *takes aim* The photos, if you please !


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J.D.

The Good
J.D. : *memorizes Hyuga's moves and beats up Thanatos with spear*

The Better
J.D. : *pwns more Thanatos with crack shooting*

The Best WTH!
J.D: I've always wanted to try this ! ^O^
Nyx: *chokes on his tea* THAT.. ISN'T.. A SKIPPING ROPE !!!!! x_X
*attempts to chase J.D. skipping across the lawn*


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HYUGA

The Learning Curve
Rayne: *bandages Hyuga's shoulder* Take it easy, a gun and a spear have different natures so if you're perched on a tree for a surprise attack please don't fire till you know know what recoil is XD

The Self-styled Gung-Ho
J.D. : *cheers as Hyuga starts defeating Thanatos*
Nyx & Rayne : *sweatdrop* Isn't he supposed to be using both tonfas ?  o_O 

The Epic!Fail
Hyuga: *in a staring match with the walking stick* It.. it.. won't transform... TAT


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A/N: Read this with a generous dash of humor. I have love for all charas. And this isn't a true evaluation of the Aube Hunters' competency with various weapons XD (I suspect the real Hyuga wouldn't be quite so ungraceful as to be knocked off balance from a tree branch by his own doing, at any rate *laughing* )

Comments

[kumiko-gackt.livejournal.com]

I always look forward to your posts. They never fail to make me smile. I LOL'd at Hyuga's Epic Fail. XDD

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

I'm glad they managed to amuse you ^_^

Thanks for reading my spam posts o/

[btamamura.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Glad it made you laugh XD

[beldarius.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* I think I'd take both Rayne and JD with whips and both Nyx and Hyuga with guns. xD That'd be an epic group. ;P

Nyx with a gun is reminding me of Abel Nightroad from Trinity Blood. A non-goofy version.

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

That'd be an epic group. ;P
Sarcasm, from you ? Really ? lol It could get worse (or better, depending on your pov). They might have given Ange a pretty magical girl wand, that can transform into a sword when.... wait, I think I'm having bad flashbacks of Koisuru Tenshi XD

I surmise the similarity is due to the bangs and the megane-type design. (Not that I know my TB much XD)

[beldarius.livejournal.com]

And the fact that Abel seems crrrrrazy while in Crusnik form. He's 900 years old, used to kill people, turned good and now he's putting up an act of being a goofy, broke priest.

And his blood sugar is so low that he needs 13 pieces of sugar in his tea.

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Interesting, I even started to consider the number of sugarcubes Nyx might put in his tea XD

[indigozeal.livejournal.com]

It.. it.. won't transform... TAT

Of course not, silly Hyuga; you're M, not S.

OK, there's my hentai comment for the thread! My job's done! See you later!

[neozukin.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Lol they where all funny! I like most the nyx and hyuga ones xD, i can imagine roche running while nyx it´s with a gun xD, and the poor hyuga hahaha and the epic fail xD. lol and jd and the skipping rope xD

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed it so~ XDD

with a gun
Yes, Nyx is determined to get those photos back from Roche somehow, he was *cough* shirtless *cough* during the spear practice after all XD (Incidents like this could be reason why pictures of shirtless!Nyx are rare, if not virtually non-existent XD)

[neozukin.livejournal.com]

yeah. You right! Hoping i can get some pics from roche xDD, but he will sell it to me at a high price T_T

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Maybe, just maybe, if the whole community of Nyx fans combine their wealth we might be able to buy one (just one). And only a black and white photo, at that *laughing* XD

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

My job's done!
No escape from obligatory comments since there is a whip involved~ (And I thought you were on Hyuga's side, Scorpio and all that ? *sigh*)

[indigozeal.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like Hyuga very much, but there comes a time (and that time is Second Age ep. 4) when certain facts are inescapable.

Also:

[indigozeal.livejournal.com]

(Man, you remember I'm Scorpio? Do I come across as that Scorpio, or what?)

Re: Also:

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

(Well, I can't claim to have an infallible memory, so there must have been an impression in my mind~ does this answer satisfy, madame ? ^^)

[indigozeal.livejournal.com]

::raises eyebrow::