[Humor/Parody] - Ange is Educational (E - F)

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

It's been a while since I posted one of these, the drabbles of dubious educational merit rofl

Title: Ange is Educational
Genre: General/Humor
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Various
Summary: A drabble for each letter of the alphabet featuring the Angelique / Neo-Angelique cast, that pretends to 'enlighten' you on certain topics.... what you actually learn is questionable, however XD. Various stages of insanity ahead. This entry is for letters E and F.


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E for Environmental Health and Safety

He wasn't supposed to handle any experiments in a public meeting room, but it saved him a good walk and besides he had *locked* the door for good measure. 
Roxy took out what look liked a laser pointer from his pocket and inspected the tag.  
After all, what he was doing was pretty harmless.
On the carpet, he placed the ugly paperweight he had saved just for this occasion, pointed the device, hit the switch on its slim body, and watched the paperweight disappear into thin air as the blue-ish ray touched it. He tried several more objects, with the same results.  
Fun. Now to move on to something bigger.
Turning towards the door, he took aim at a potted plant in the vicinity of the door.
A locked door that opened, of all the dumb luck.
"ACK!!"
Okay, so he *forgot* that Ernst had the master code to every room in the building.
"It's not like it was dangerous you know," he said lightly, after an impasse.  
"Didn't it just vaporize a potted plant ?" replied a tired voice from under the table, the one that Ernst dove under like his life depended on it.  
"It's a transporter ray. It just moved the plant somewhere."
"Somewhere, like where exactly ???" the blue-haired man slowly emerged from his hiding place, retrieved his lost glasses and began wiping them on his sleeve.
"Ernst ?"
"Yes ?"
"What happened to your eyebrow ?"


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F  for Follicles


Ernst was hunched over the table, head in his hands, as one tends to do when suffering a great personal loss. Nearby, the teleportation wand of doom was lying snugly in its protective case over a mess of reports. Also nearby, a discarded mirror of a candy pink, feminine design... 

It had taken a good while for Ernst to calm down.

Especially when Roxy broke the news - he didn't actually know *where* the potted plant and the.... other..... things.... had warped to. 

"Maybe it'll grow back ?" he tried, sounding hopeful.

"IT'S *GONE*, ROXY. EVEN THE *FOLLICLES*."  

Roxy waited to see if Ernst would move, to throw the mirror at him. When he didn't even look up, the older man took it and jogged out of the room (otherwise the female intern he had 'borrowed' it from might find it missing when she came back).

He was curious enough though, to stop at an empty terminal along the way to fire up the Internet.

****What are follicles ?****


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A/N: Yes, I do believe Ernst's eyebrow got zapped to the Nth dimension xD
And no, he didn't use the mirror to find out the follicles were missing xD Probably drew the conclusion from the institute's files  (Or maybe he took Roxy's explanation at face value, idk rofl)

Comments

[indigozeal.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid that Ernst is going to pull a Requiem reprise and turn Roxy himself into an ugly paperweight before this is all over.

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha XD

Also by some happenstance, the two drabbles ended up linked one after another. G onwards may be something else (even I don't know what it'll be now) but let me know if you still want to continue reading Ernst and Roxy's Bogus Journey or something like it)