[Humor/Parody] Angelique - Ange is Educational (C - D)

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Next part, featuring the Letters C to D ~~~~ XD


Title: Ange is Educational (C - D)
Genre: General/Humor
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Various
Summary: If this comm does not lynch me,  A drabble for each letter of the alphabet that pretends to enlighten you on certain topics. This entry is for C to D. Expect mild to medium insanity <---- Ah yes, this has made it off of LJ cut text into the summary XD


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C for CENSORS

"This is disgusting." Zephel uttered from the couch, scowling at the gigantic flat-screen TV.
Randy squirmed in his seat, "Don't look, Marcel."
Marcel, who had his knees curled up to his chest and face buried in a cushion for good measure, only 'eeped' in response.
It was about this time that Julious entered the room; the blue gaze switched from the trio to the screen, settled there for a few agonized seconds, and from the screen to Clavis in possession of the remote control. The blond was now highly tempted to remark on the standards of television and the cluttering of young minds with unnecessary gore & other nonsense.
Clavis, of course, was one step ahead of him.    
"And this is why Julious doesn't eat it," the Guardian of Dark revealed, clicking away from the Food Network, when the segment on how to de-vein a large mass of foie gras rolled to an end.


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D for Don Music erm... DAYBREAK

Obieta sekai ni madoi nagara
Kakusei wo shinjiru yokogao Oh---
Oh------
OHHHHH-------
Nyx, seated at the piano, quit mid-verse, a hand at his brow. "So you see, unflattering as it is, I have failed to find a word that fits."
Hyuga and J.D. exchanged glances.
"What rhymes with 'nagara' ?" asked J.D.
"Our songs do not need to rhyme,"  the other reminded him, feeling quite grateful of the fact.
Rayne, who had been silent all the while, suddenly snapped his fingers. "How about Engrish ?"
Everyone thought Rayne's suggestion of 'when in doubt, use an Engrish word' was a great idea.
Words were thrown back & forth and tested with vigor, though ultimately rejected. Some of them being :
"Kakusei wo shinjiru yokogao Oh-- VISION"
Too cliche.
"Kakusei wo shinjiru yokogao Oh-- ANGELIQUE"
Too obvious. Though everyone liked it.  
"Kakusei wo shinjiru yokogao Oh-- AUBE HUNTERS"
Too... self-glorifying... and embarrassing beyond belief, if Hyuga could be believed. 
An hour of futile English words went by with no success.
So when J.D. tossed out "OH--CUPCAKE!" as a joke, Nyx's gloved fingers crashed jarringly on the piano keys. Hard.
"OH-- I'll never get it right! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!"
"Hey, wait ! We haven't even started the first season yet !"The blond grabbed his agonized compatriot  just in time to prevent him from doing something foolish and -painful- to himself and the piano.....

They did not know it then, but this was the beginning of a strange, compulsive behavior that would plague them all until the completion of the new Aube Hunters 4 hit, Joy To The World.


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Note on D : Well, perhaps the Aube Hunters are in some kind of alter-verse where they not only sing, but compose their own songs XD A little too long though, does it even qualify as a drabble ? ^^;

Comments

[btamamura.livejournal.com]

Again, very amusing!

*is now listening to Joy to the World*

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Lol, the word Nyx was looking for is "Daybreak". I <3 that part of the song lyrics-wise and animation-wise (if you watch the OP).

[nishya.livejournal.com]

If they composed their own songs... Gah, I can already LOL at the discussions about lyrics and who's going to sing the middle parts.

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Lol. But it's still awesome if they really did compose their own songs. <3

[indigozeal.livejournal.com]

BWAH HA HA HA HA man, the image of Nyx smashing his hands or his head on the keyboard like a drama-queen Muppet will never get old. (Neither wil Rayne's "when in doubt = Engrish!".)

(And, you know, I'd never actually thought to associate Don Music's catchphrase with Nyx until now. That just makes the image perfect.)

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Glad you found this amusing~~ XD (Definitely would have become a head-banging episode without J.D.'s intervention back there).

My only regret was not managing to slip in Bernard/Roche in the 'reporter' role... that would've probably taken it way out of drabble bounds (as it is it's pushing it already ^^;).

Next up, E nd F. Hopefully you'll have no objections of me picking on Ernst *rofl*

[holophonics.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to be able to listen to Joy to the World without giggling now. :D

"OH--CUPCAKE!"
FFFFFFFFFFFF J.D comes come with the silliest things.

[sableblanc.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading <3
Nothing is quite safe from me... *twitches* XD

[beldarius.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing on the floor*

Oh Clavis.
Oh Rayne.
Oh JD.