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indigozeal for this ~ Certainly one can't mention a muppet and a Neoroma character in the same breath and expect *nothing* to happen~ *rofl*
Title: Ange is Educational
Genre: General/Humor
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Various
Summary:If this comm does not lynch me, A drabble for each letter of the alphabet that pretends to enlighten you on certain topics. This entry is for A to B.
A for ACCOUNTING
"The balance sheet," Charlie's voice floated in cheerfully, "is the statement that sums up your financial status."
Julious tried to ignore him. Hard. But after several minutes of hearing the voice outside his window go on about assets, liabilities and
shareholders' equity, he caved in.
"What is he doing ?" the blonde rose, giving up any pretense of playing chess.
"It seems Charlie is sharing some of his business know-how." Luva smiled amiably.
To what end ? No one could fathom.
They looked out and found the green-haired man strutting up and down the lawn in front of a sheepish Randy, a note-taking Marcel and a distinctly irked Zephel.
Charlie raised a finger. "Next, you should know about---"
Any further enlightenment was soon interrupted by a loud, frustrated yell, "ENOUGH!!! JUST TELL US HOW TO START THE @#$%#$%$ LEMONADE STAND!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
B for 'BLONDE THEORY'
Found scrawled on a piece of sodden notebook paper left over from a drinking party:
8:30 PM
2nd round of cocktails:
- Luva: coherency issues
- Others: no change
9:30 PM
- Luva: voice changes pitch. Starts offering drinks to everyone.
- Clavis: becoming unresponsive
- Julious: lucid, but asks for... blankets ???
10:30 PM
- Luva : under the table
- Clavis : asleep on the sofa, kicking off blankets
- Oscar : losing heavily at cards
- Julious : still coherent, "Olivie, there's more in the cellar."
- Olivie : Goes down stairs. In stillettoes ? @_@
10:45 PM
- Olivie : Comes up the cellar with more wine. No incidents.
- Julious quits his cards. No one can play. Except Marcel(who doesn't know the rules)
Summary: There appears to be a correlation between the level of alcohol tolerance and blonde-headed guardians, further observation is...
The rest of the page is missing. Ernst is suspected to possess the other half, if only someone can prove it.
indigozeal for this ~ Certainly one can't mention a muppet and a Neoroma character in the same breath and expect *nothing* to happen~ *rofl*Title: Ange is Educational
Genre: General/Humor
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Various
Summary:
A for ACCOUNTING
"The balance sheet," Charlie's voice floated in cheerfully, "is the statement that sums up your financial status."
Julious tried to ignore him. Hard. But after several minutes of hearing the voice outside his window go on about assets, liabilities and
shareholders' equity, he caved in.
"What is he doing ?" the blonde rose, giving up any pretense of playing chess.
"It seems Charlie is sharing some of his business know-how." Luva smiled amiably.
To what end ? No one could fathom.
They looked out and found the green-haired man strutting up and down the lawn in front of a sheepish Randy, a note-taking Marcel and a distinctly irked Zephel.
Charlie raised a finger. "Next, you should know about---"
Any further enlightenment was soon interrupted by a loud, frustrated yell, "ENOUGH!!! JUST TELL US HOW TO START THE @#$%#$%$ LEMONADE STAND!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
B for 'BLONDE THEORY'
Found scrawled on a piece of sodden notebook paper left over from a drinking party:
8:30 PM
2nd round of cocktails:
- Luva: coherency issues
- Others: no change
9:30 PM
- Luva: voice changes pitch. Starts offering drinks to everyone.
- Clavis: becoming unresponsive
- Julious: lucid, but asks for... blankets ???
10:30 PM
- Luva : under the table
- Clavis : asleep on the sofa, kicking off blankets
- Oscar : losing heavily at cards
- Julious : still coherent, "Olivie, there's more in the cellar."
- Olivie : Goes down stairs. In stillettoes ? @_@
10:45 PM
- Olivie : Comes up the cellar with more wine. No incidents.
- Julious quits his cards. No one can play. Except Marcel
Summary: There appears to be a correlation between the level of alcohol tolerance and blonde-headed guardians, further observation is...
The rest of the page is missing. Ernst is suspected to possess the other half, if only someone can prove it.
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Date: 2009-07-08 07:00 am (UTC)I was already laughing too hard to read when this came up, then I got to the final line, couldn't stop for a good five minutes! XDDD
The second one...pfft! I love the whole Clavis kicking off the blankets moment. Nothing better than drinking shugosei (except when shugosei and hachiyo have a drink together).
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Date: 2009-07-11 03:01 am (UTC)You might be amused to know the blanket-kicking didn't really sprout out of my twisted imagination XD There's actually a clip in one of the drama cds where Julious was asking to cover sleepy/drunk Clavis with a blanket (I think he asked Lumi) and there came sound effects that left you little doubt that the blankets were being ... kicked XD
By Adult!Clavis XDDDIt's pretty sad that I don't have the clip anymore ;_;
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Date: 2009-07-11 03:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-12 02:13 am (UTC)(Charlie's Freakonomics has a great punch line.)
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Date: 2009-07-13 07:59 pm (UTC)Not quite sure if you were looking for a parody (Nyx 'channelling' Don Music-esque behavior) or an actual cameo, but if the former you might want to look over here (http://community.livejournal.com/angemedia/368357.html#cutid1) ^^;
(Thanks~ Charlie at the top of one of the cosmos' most successful commercial entities has its comedic advantages)