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Hey there, minna-san!

Been looking at Care Bears fanart, and found a comment regarding a song called I Wanna Be A Care Bear. I started humming that tune, and then Zephel came to mind, so I wrote this little tune for him. Of course, it's to the tune of the aforementioned song, but this is regarding Zephel's displeasure at suddenly being assigned the duty of Hagane no Shugosei. Please note that there is a teense of swearing, but it's nothing worse than is heard on The Simpsons.

Don't wanna be a Guardian
I'd rather read a book than be a Guardian
Don't give me that look! I'm not a Guardian
So you should send me right back home

Don't wanna be a Guardian
Go the hell away! I'm not a Guardian
Damn it don't you say that I'm a Guardian
Either you take me or I'll go alone

I refuse to be a Guardian like you
Yeah you!

I'd rather be home
With friends or alone
Building what I want to build

I beg your pardon
I ain't a Guardian
Just stop saying that I've had my fill

I am not a Guardian
So would you just shut up! I'm not a Guardian
Won't you give it up?! I'm not a Guardian
That does it! I am out of here!
You hear?!

I ain't gonna do things with what you call Sacrea
My thoughts of doing that are just too far
I will not become a Guardian like you
Because I am not a Guardian!

There we go! Let me know what you thought, okay?