Who would you force into a dress? / hilarity ensues

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Ahem. Yes. Now, let me elaborate on that a bit. I was thinking about the time Randy dressed as Angelique and realized I'd never seen the other Guardians in dresses (minus Olivie). That got me thinking and voíla, le result.


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Let me start with a few questions that explain what corrupted my brain I had in mind.

1. Who do you want to see in in a dress?
2. Why would you torture him?
3. How willing would they be to do this?
4. How at ease would they be once successfully forced into wearing the dress?
5. Who is your partner in crime (aka who would help you in your "Crossdressing Guardian" quest)? (can be any Angelique character you can think of. Not the victim, though. Paradoxical events would scar them a bit too badly.)
(6. How on earth did you manage to do it?) <--- If you can come up with this.
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I'll go first, then.


1. I... actually picked Victor. (Don't give me that look.)

2. Because I thought it'd be freakin' hilarious. Also, because I can just see him do it (reasons to come).

3. He would never do this if asked pointblank. BUT if it was an order from a higher-up and told it was for a mission? I bet he would. XD

4. (This is part of why I wanted to pick him.) He'd be very at ease in my head - others would cringe the moment they saw him. Y'see, I think he takes missions seriously. So when told to crossdress and act effeminate, he'd take it to heart and attempt his very best to walk and sound like a woman, only to make it very clear to everybody that he's a guy. *facepalm* Can you see it? Victor in a dress failing to move gracefully and talking in a fake, high-pitched voice and an effeminate speech pattern.

5. *points behind her* Charlie. He wanted revenge for that one time when Victor crashed into his office with his fighter jet (long story). The plan backfired on him, he didn't think he'd take this so seriously. *cue to Charlie huddled in a corner mumbling "Can't sleep, the Victoria-bots will eat me."*

6. Charlie and me forged a letter that had the Queen's seal on it. I expected Victor not to be able to tell a forgery apart from a real one.

*Julious passes by and stops to stare* "What in-"
"Oh, Julious-sama~!" *makes his way toward him attempting to swishing his hips like a girl*
"I- geh... gh..." *various choking noises*
*drawling in a girly manner* "What happened, are you all right?"
"Y-yes. I'm busy now, so if you'll excuse me..." *Julious rushes off and locks himself in his room*
"Did I say something wrong?"
*Julious, in his room, has a nervous breakdown and starts to laugh hysterically*

*pause* ...oh my god, what did I just unleash?